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Please check out my new page called “Remedy X” it’s a m-novel that I’m currently working on. It’s about three friends Amina, Alyssa and Kevin who take a pill called Remedy X in order to acheive better results in their matric year. Their marks start improving but suddenly things go horribly wrong  and their friendship gets tested. The first three chapters are avaible.

Yes I said what most of you were thinking: please somebody make a parody of that annoying little chipmunk on helium. Who better than Weird Al Yankovic himself? The master of music parodies has been sending up popular songs since the 1980s (I think that is correct). The last we heard from Weird Al was in 2006 with “White and Nerdy” (Chamillionaire’s “Ridin’ Dirty”) and “You’re Pitiful” (James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful”). So Weird Al if you are reading this (which I doubt) please please please get off your ass and start recording some funny material. If you can please please please poke fun at these annoying little teeny bopper artists (Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, The Jonas Brothers,etc, etc, etc) I will be eternally happy (or at least for 5 minutes). Thanks!

Here is “White and Nerdy” my favourite Weird Al parody.

If you liked that then try these:

  • “Confessions Part III” (Parody of “Confessions Part II from Usher)
  • “Ebay” (Parody of Backstreet Boys’ “I want it that way”)
  • “A Complicated Song” (Parody of Avril Lavigne’s “Complicated”)
  • “Weenie in a Bottle” (Parody of Christina Aguilera’s “Geenie in a Bottle”)

Yes I will admit I love 80’s music. People might think it’s geeky that I listen to Madonna’s greatest hits but that doesn’t bother me at all. Once I hear that extremely catchy beat of my favourite 80’s song I immediately start tapping my foot and singing (or screaming) along. I can’t help it. I believe there are subliminal messages in those songs that hypnotised people to act in a foolish manner and it could also explain why the fashion and hairstyles were so horrendous. So as a tribute to the fabulous 80’s I will count down my personal favourite songs:

  • 10) Alphaville – Forever Young
  • 9) Cyndi Lauper – Time After Time
  • 8 ) Tears For Fears – Everybody Wants To Change The World
  • 7) Whitney Houston – Saving All My Love For You
  • 6) Michael Jackon – Human Nature
  • 5) The Human League – Don’t You Want Me
  • 4) Michael Jackson – Beat It
  • 3) Michael Jackson – PYT
  • 2) Wham – Last Christmas
  • 1) Madonna – Like A Virgin

I just found out that Jim Parsons will star in his first movie since playing Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory. Apparently Jim will play a bird loving blogger (what a mouthful). The movie features Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson as the three lead stars who compete against each other to see who is the most avid birdwatcher or something like that. Well it seems Jimmy boy is moving up in the world and I’m extremely excited about that. Therefore I’m dedicating this post to my favourite  films with nerds in them or movies that are just plain geeky.

  • The Entire Harry Potter Film Series (2001-2011) Go Harry, Hermione and Ron! And all the other misfits in the series
  • Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (1983)
  • The Breakfast Club (1985) “Eat my shorts” – John Bender the resident bad ass from this film which also included a rather geeky Anthony Michael  Hall in the role of Brian Johnson
  • Juno (2007) Paulie Bleeker is the cheese to my macaroni
  • Superbad (2007) – I love me some McLovin
  • 16 Candles (1984) – Geeky Anthony Michael Hall features once again
  • Pretty In Pink (1986) – Jon Cryer (Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men) stars as Duckie Molly Ringwald’s weird best friend
  • The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) – That waxing scene!

 

I was surfing the internet the other day and I came across hilarious pictures of Mr. Bean. Enjoy…

Mr Bean in his kinky gear

Mr Bean as a baby

Angelina Jolie eat your heart out LOL

My Heart Beats Only For You Leo

Creepy Mr. Bean As The Pope

Mr. Bean As Harry Potter! LMAO!

Oh Look It’s Mr. Bean With A Lit Match…BOOM!

OMG This Is Just Way 2 Funny. No Comment!

Hey He Actually Looks Like He Could Fit In With The Na’vi. Or He Can Be A Giant Blue Tortoise

LOL Edward Has Never Looked Better!

Did I do that? This iconic catchphrase spoken by one of the best (or worst) nerds of the 21st century: Steve Urkel. Mr Urkel appeared in the show Family Matters as the Winslow family’s annoying and suspenders-loving neighbour. His huge 1,5 Coke bottle glasses and atrocious dress sense makes him the epitome of a nerd. Urkel started out as a recurring character in season one of the show but was promoted to main character from season two until the series ended in 1998 in its ninth season after he became an audience favourite. Certain members of the Winslow family were annoyed by him but eventually grew to like him and he even married their daugther Laura after many failed attempts at winning her heart. Steve’s own family didn’t like him very much so he found comfort in the fact that he could pop around univited at the Winslow’s home. Eventhough they were slightly annoyed that he would just invite himself  without their consent they still let him in. He even created an alter ego called Stefan Urquelle who was more handsome and less obnoxious than Steve. The character Steve Urkel made  90’s television fun and exciting to watch (at the time).

Steve Urkel will always be a fond memory for me of growing up. I remember one particular night I was at my  grandmother’s house  I wanted to watch Family Matters and my grandmother wanted to watch the news. The two shows clashed because they were on different channels but they both were aired at the same time. I got extremely angry and starting sulking on the floor while my family laughed at me. I eventually got my way by then it was too late. I missed 20 minutes of the show. I sulked some more because I missed more than half of the show! LOL. The reason why I’m mentioning this is because that day I realised that I wasn’t always going to get my way and if I wanted my way I better grow up and buy my own television set! I never nagged her again. Actually I’ve never nagged anyone after that incident…

Yes ladies and gents it’s that time again when one must post something on their blog before devout readers start sending  emails asking if you have died. LOL. Unfortunately I do not have the pleasure of receiving such emails  since I don’t have any followers yet (not that I care really I love talking to myself. I do it everyday anyways. Hehe). Anyhoo I’ve decided to discuss The Big Bang Theory in this post because it has been bothering me quite a bit these last couple of weeks. It’s not because I’m starting to find the show tedious, on the contrary I’ve grown quite obsessed with the series, it’s just that I haven’t had my weekly fix of the show since three weeks ago! I need to watch it! I have to get it! I’ve succumbed to searching Google for any little tidbit of info I can find. It still hasn’t cured my hunger pains! I need my Shelly served with a side of adorable anal retentiveness! sob! My addiction supplier (aka dude) has decided to wait for his friend (slowpoke) to download the next episode – or episodes at the rate they are going – and refuses to do it himself! I’ll just have to wait until they decide to get the episode/s. Until then I’ll live in this permanent zombie state while I’m forcefully  weened off my addiction.  P. S. I might have the shakes next who knows, so if I haven’t posted anything in about 3 weeks you may start sending emails asking me if I am still alive!

Toodles!

Sheldon looks incredibly hot! Better than Mr. Pale Robert Pattinson!

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